Recruiter

A French word meaning bullshit artist.

My recruiter signed me up as infantry and I wanted to be an engineer. I should have researched all the jobs in the military before I signed up.

by Jimmy June March 18, 2010

Recruiter

The most hardcore soldiers in the US Army. They work the longest hours and make the most money. They are the most honest people in the military and will provide your worthless sack of shit son or daughter with a paycheck and a career. Sure you may gain weight, but while the rest of the Army has thier happy asses up at the crack of dawn, you are still asleep. When you do finally get up, you jump in your government car and ride to your air conditioned office.

My recruiter was the person I most admired. He was honest and provided me with a future.

by Hard Core Recruiter October 17, 2008

Recruiter

The best person in the world. They teach you right from wrong and don't ever give up on you. They tell and show you how much they care. Come to find out they will become one of the most important people in your life.

Sgt turtles: just because I'm your recruiter doesn't mean that I won't care. you're my soldier and I'm not going to let you fail. EVER. I LIKE TURTLES!

by Turtle gang November 30, 2016

Recruiter

Faggit; one who seeks enjoyment (consisting primarily of long nights of chronic masturbation) by ruining the lives of 17 year olds; An extreme optomist, talking only of the brightest sides of the armed forces (i.e. College money that you won't have time to use and traveling (which means traveling to other countries to work long hours that would normally be illegal in the U.S.); Syn. Fag, Faggit, Tranny, Booty Juice Drinker, Deep throat representative.

"Your dad's a recruiter? Ha, Ha! Faggit!"

by King Kupp October 20, 2008

Recruiter Roulette

When multiple recruiters are competing to fill the same job, it can create a sense of desperation and a race to the bottom. Recruiters may be more likely to overlook red flags and push candidates into roles that are a poor fit, simply to be the one who makes the placement. As a result, both the employer and the candidate may end up unhappy, and the company may experience high turnover and difficulty retaining talent. Additionally, the perception of the company and the job role can be negatively impacted, making it even more difficult to attract top talent in the future. The lack of a fee for the recruiters may be seen as a short-term savings, but in the long run, it could end up costing the company much more in terms of lost productivity and a damaged reputation.

Term created by Artemis Harp of London to explain time wasting a companies.

Did you hear about that Jeff , he spent 2 months working on six recruiter roulette jobs and didn't close one, he just got fired and lost his house.

Recruiter roulette, do a ton of work for a company only to find the job has been put on a hiring freeze, sorry, we don’t need this anymore don’t worry about not being able to eat. Recruiter roulette,

The gamble starts at yes

by Artemis Harp February 15, 2023

Recruiter Abuse

When a recruit in bootcamp is so stupid, incompetent, and/or useless that it almost feels like the recruiter is not only abusing the recruit in question, but the training division at large, and ultimately the military

Smith: "Man that guys a real private Pyle huh?"

Jones: "Yeah, no kidding, prime example of recruiter abuse."

by Pimento1776 July 6, 2025

Cock Recruiter

An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.

"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"

by Impayler. August 26, 2013