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recruitery 

1)(Adjective): In a covert fashion.

2)(Noun): Stealth internet activities that can only be performed by the most badass of recruiters. Teeters on the edge of stalking.
1) You think your man cheated on you?! Oh shit, I'm about to get all recruitery on his ass.

2) After a few minutes on the interwebs she had some serious recruitery about the candidate.
recruitery by JillySciarillo November 27, 2013
Words you can keep

Recruiter 

A French word meaning bullshit artist.
My recruiter signed me up as infantry and I wanted to be an engineer. I should have researched all the jobs in the military before I signed up.
Recruiter by Jimmy June March 18, 2010

Cock Recruiter 

An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
Cock Recruiter by Impayler. August 26, 2013

recruiterments 

Apparently what our great president, I mean ex-president, says that terrorists use to recruit other people to their terrorist organizations.
"The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run is to deny them the recruiting tools that are...and the recruiterments..."

"The Taliban has...recruiterments?"
recruiterments by awkward toitle January 20, 2009

recruiterments 

The means to recruit? I don't know, it's a word that our brilliant president came up with. He's come up with more words than William Shakespeare. See also misunderestimate
"The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run is to deny them the recruiting tools that are...and the recruiterments..."
recruiterments by Rami Agonistes November 5, 2007

cooter recruiter

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.

IT recruiter 

A person who continually is confused with an employee of the unemployment office. Out of work IT people who do not have the skills to result in employment will often direct their frustration towards an IT recruiter for not being able to find them a job.
IT Recruiter: Sorry, (person lacking skills) but the client wasnt interested in interviewing you.

Person lacking skills: Well, then can you try to find me something else

IT Recruiter: Finding a job for you is your job not mine, the client pays me for filling their positions, not finding you a job.
IT recruiter by IT Recruiter May 5, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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