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Realization 

I suddenly realized I am a bit stunted. (I’m talking to the Jewish people on this site.)

I’m pretty above average in intelligence and awareness. But my skills for my age is really backward. I was never programmed like other people were. Strange, huh? I can tell certain things that most people would never dream of. Even if there is a black Jewish guy. I don’t know what facility he was brewed at. But I can pick up on Black Jews sometimes and even Hispanic ones. Jews of the white Caucasian type are pretty common. Probably the most common.
Realization. I also suck at Math. They should just give me my GED and some money or something. Working for it on my own is pretty difficult, especially in a crazy world. I’m not lazy I just can’t do certain things. I’m not programmed like the others are. I’m a gentile but I somehow kept my individuality and self awareness. So I’m not programmed like all the others. I usually just try to be an actor like the Jews and fit in. It will just come out sounding incoherent to most people so I don’t really bother sometimes. Things would be easier if I had a boss or director. Just a more structured environment I guess.

realization 

realization: The name of a new board game. Do not worry. "They" will totally screw up that game, too. Not to be confused with an "aha! moment...otherwise known as a heuristic moment. Booyahh.
Hey! Busters! Have you heard of the new game called Realization? Yah, lol, "me neither".
realization by MonkeySees July 30, 2022

realization movie

A movie or could be used as “realization show” which means it shown light on a topic hitting you with realization.
Sound Of Freedom was such a realization movie

came to the realization 

A pretentious and pseudo-intelligent way of saying "realized."
I've came to the realization that I could save a lot of time by just saying "realized" instead.
came to the realization by KCKY January 9, 2011

masterbation realization 

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.
You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

Post-Nut-Realization 

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)
Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization
Post-Nut-Realization by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018
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