MonkeySees's definitions
agree to disagree may be the best idiom to utter (when perhaps underneath that idiom may be several others that could somehow result in a lot of time in jail...or at best a simple painless execution. duh).
Anyone getting the heebee-jeebs yet?
Uh huh. Call me. Now here comes the 'lol' or a warm and fuzzy feeling all over. Get yer motors running...head out on das 'muhing' highway.
Anyone getting the heebee-jeebs yet?
Uh huh. Call me. Now here comes the 'lol' or a warm and fuzzy feeling all over. Get yer motors running...head out on das 'muhing' highway.
Hey, whadda yah say we dun jus agree to disagree. (Silent or audible burp pending--perhaps worse as in the definition above.)
by MonkeySees July 29, 2022
Get the agree to disagreemug. After reading the definition of 'witches tit', I chose not to wallow in the septic area of the mindless.
by MonkeySees October 6, 2022
Get the wallowmug. 
Piss off is a two word idiom, usually utilized when an unsuspecting person finally realizes that they have had a gut full of another and their 'state' has passed the point of just being 'pissed off' at them. arriving instead at the point of no return, do not bother passing go because there will in no way shape or form be 200 dollars or 200,000 dollars waiting for one of THE most miserable performances of a lifetime performed by THE single, stupidest person. No hyphen necessary. Can be applied to more than one person at a time.
Also see: "Eat shit and die". A similar intention and application with a little more direction and guidance for the socially challenged and terminally confused.
Also see: "Eat shit and die". A similar intention and application with a little more direction and guidance for the socially challenged and terminally confused.
Singular: Here's an idea, jackass...why don't you piss off.
Multiples or more than one: It might be a good idea for y'all to piss off.
Multiples or more than one: It might be a good idea for y'all to piss off.
by MonkeySees July 27, 2022
Get the piss offmug. a noun to describe a man who...if a woman--would be so stupid he (hee-hee-hee) would forget to ask to be paid.
(The end: Finis (My next book...as I have many yet to be written and, until I am rescued from Hell (A RATHER WARM PLACE) do not be fooled by those fine attempts for what would result in a very, vary bad and boring eternity being quickly composed and published by 'demme othah geuys'. They do not have an end game.
(The end: Finis (My next book...as I have many yet to be written and, until I am rescued from Hell (A RATHER WARM PLACE) do not be fooled by those fine attempts for what would result in a very, vary bad and boring eternity being quickly composed and published by 'demme othah geuys'. They do not have an end game.
Look all you 'bitches'--I doesn't really give a mu-fing how many degrees you may have quacking around your freaking heads cuz you be the bitches now and you be some really bad bitches!
by MonkeySees July 29, 2022
Get the bitchmug. Today the term understaffed goes ungracefully like a punch in the gut, with "T H E C O V I D" --attempting to play among or prey upon society for an eternity or as soon as y'all flip the switch, channel or station to something else which is likely to miss the mark as well--as an excuse for nonperformance. However, in days of better health or saner health, which in truth were not many and did not last long, it would mean 'everyone is on vacation' or frankly, "they just won't work" and that would be presented in various degrees of panic, sadness and sometimes despair as an attempt to apologize for a lack of service or what may seem more like fraud or default for not following through with what was offered, promised, sold, bought, etcetera.
The term understaffed is quickly becoming antiquated along with other socially accepted niceties, etiquette or protocol and now more than not people do or say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING figuring that most people will get tired of waiting, let it go and regain their composure enough to carry on. However, only remotely amusing only if this is a live interpersonal interaction and one gets to critically assess or admire random tattoos, body piercings, hair or lack of same and other charming, yet oddly impressive hoo-doo voo-do accessories long enough to consider aspects of their momentary significance or importance.
The term understaffed is quickly becoming antiquated along with other socially accepted niceties, etiquette or protocol and now more than not people do or say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING figuring that most people will get tired of waiting, let it go and regain their composure enough to carry on. However, only remotely amusing only if this is a live interpersonal interaction and one gets to critically assess or admire random tattoos, body piercings, hair or lack of same and other charming, yet oddly impressive hoo-doo voo-do accessories long enough to consider aspects of their momentary significance or importance.
You haven't received your product because we are understaffed. We aren't really sorry, however...things are tough all over.
by MonkeySees July 28, 2022
Get the understaffedmug. realization: The name of a new board game. Do not worry. "They" will totally screw up that game, too. Not to be confused with an "aha! moment...otherwise known as a heuristic moment. Booyahh.
by MonkeySees July 30, 2022
Get the realizationmug.