RealaTHOR 

RealaThor: a prominent Real Estate God in their own mind. She is a hammer-wielding god associated with lightning, thunder, storms, sacred groves and trees, strength, the acquisition of housing, empty promises , fertility for the right price and Open Houses.

When you call Karen you are really calling RealaTHOR for your real estate needs. She aggressively negotiates and if necessary a hammer will be swung!

RealaTHOR by anonymous October 17, 2023

Relatory 

A great way of failing on english (if you are portuguese) and you ment to say REPORT (aka, relatório in portuguese).

Guy 1: So I heard you like doin' your relatory.
Guy 2: No, dude, it's pronounced REPORT.
Guy 1: OH....right...

Relatory by b1ackmateria April 22, 2011

realationship 

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.

Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.

realationship by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010

readathon 

A person is having a readathon when they are reading a book series from start to finish without reading other books in between or taking long breaks. In addition to book series readathons, one can also have author and genre readathons.

Boy: I finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night, and with that my Harry Potter readathon!

Girl: You're such a geek. I still have two books to go.

readathon by Tinface August 4, 2009

realtwhore 

Most real estate agents. They are salesman, who make money only when people buy and sell real estate, but they will try to tell you that they are your friend, helping you to get your little piece of the American Dream.

someone: My agent said that now is a great time to buy!
someone else: Umm, of course he did. He's a realtwhore.

realtwhore by iceweasel September 10, 2009

Dick realtor 

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

Dick realtor by The pickle jar July 6, 2010

realitor 

A mispronounciation of realtor. Used by people who never learned the right way.

Guy 1: I want to buy a house, so I'll contact my realitor (reel-it-tor)
Guy 2: It's "realtor" (real-tor), moron.

realitor by mrnobodyperson April 24, 2014