realitor 

A mispronounciation of realtor. Used by people who never learned the right way.

Guy 1: I want to buy a house, so I'll contact my realitor (reel-it-tor)
Guy 2: It's "realtor" (real-tor), moron.

realitor by mrnobodyperson April 24, 2014

realitarianism 

Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood.

I avoid certain things, not because of the threat of Hell, or the promise of Heaven, but to avoid prison, bad health, or the risk of serious injury or death. Emotional health and good relationships are also EXTREMELY important. This is Realitarianism.

realitarianism by Agnos Morehead July 28, 2006

Dick realtor 

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

Dick realtor by The pickle jar July 6, 2010

Realtor 

A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.

What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.

Realtor by yorkie stomper July 10, 2008

Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

Realtor Eyes by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021

realitard 

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.

Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.

realitard by SJBTexas January 6, 2012

realtorbation 

The act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a shit real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.

Hey dude check out this real estate listing:

MODEL VERY RARELY ON THE MAEKET FOR SALE, BEAUTIFUL ONE STORY HOME, ONLY GARAGE ATTACHED WITH THE OTHER HOUSE'S GARAGE, NO INTERIOR WALL HAS ATTACHED. TWO BEDROOMS PLUS A SMALL OFFICE OR DEN, LARGE SIZE LIVING AND DINGING ROOM,NICE KITCHEN WITH OPEN TO DINING ROOM, BREAKFAST COUNTER, AND A LOTS CABINETS. MASTER BEDROOM HAS FRANCH DOOR TO THE BACK YARD, SPICEL DESIGNED TILE IN LIVING ROOM, DINING AND KITCHEN, CARPET IN BEDROOMS, WOODSHUTTERS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOME, NICE, CLEAN, WELL KEPT. JUST LIKE A DETACHED HOME.TWO CARAGE.

Holy shit bud I've never realtorbation like that before...

realtorbation by JohnBrandon June 28, 2010