Any of the ridiculous sayings a Raymond would come up with. Raymondisms are never actually funny, but because they were said by a Raymond, everyone automatically laughs.
1. "dude! so i was at Raymond's last night --" "-- omg ANOTHER Raymondism?"
2. douchefag
3. so you think you're cool? well you're NOT. YOU'RE DUMB.
4. don't you feel DUMB now?
5. mister COOOOL JAAYYYY
6. careful richARD. don't get HITHARD.
2. douchefag
3. so you think you're cool? well you're NOT. YOU'RE DUMB.
4. don't you feel DUMB now?
5. mister COOOOL JAAYYYY
6. careful richARD. don't get HITHARD.
by ari_eloise November 15, 2010
by Heavysmear February 18, 2021
A male that is wanted by every woman who sees him. He has absolutely gorgeous eyes. Typically dark eyes and dark hair. He's one of the most sweetest people on the face if the Earth. He makes a great friend. If he really cares about you, he will make an amazing boyfriend who cares about you very much. He doesn't like stupid and dumb people very much. He's very caring to his best friend and will listen to their problems when needed. Raymond has problems of his own and he may keep them to himself sometimes but other times he will open up. A lot of girls fall for him. He is extremely good looking and handsome. He's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He will make you smile throughout the whole day even if it's the worst day of your life. Some people love Raymond and care for him dearly. Raymond would be lost without some certain friends but he has a great life now and loves everyone around him.
I love Raymond so much. The first time I laid eyes on him I instantly fell in love. He's so sweet and I don't know what I'd do without him! <3
by Jessica Brazile March 6, 2014
A guy who is incredibly sweet and nice and caring and is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is the type of person that isn't aware of how fucking attractive he really is. He is someone who constantly doubts my admiration for him but that is because he isn't used to people being nice to him. If you ever come across a Raymond consider yourself lucky because he is the best person you will know in your whole life. Also I can't speak from experience but I swear I just know he is a very good kisser, but what I can say from experience is that he is a great hugger
by whoaoka August 1, 2017
A god of all ramen. Eat ramen without his permission, and the god of humankind will smite you with a tiny hotdog.
Dear Raymond, I ask you to let me eat this ramen without letting me smited by the god of humankind with a tiny hotdog. Please give me your permission.
by Ramen god November 12, 2018
by FrSpringHead April 2, 2009
The most amazing boyfriend in the world. He is a handsome, loving, caring, ambitious, intelligent, and seductively sarcastic person. His laughter is the most astounding thing to hear and it brings such a joy to my life. He may be a bit of a short fuse and highly argumentative, but when he is in love you with, his patience and kindness knows no bounds.. He has a big and gentle heart despite all the hardships he has endured, as he strives to lead his life according to his biggest dreams and aspirations. Also, he is encouraging and supportive, for he'll never give up on me or allow me to give up on myself.
I love you so much Raymond E.
I love you so much Raymond E.
by Jaailynn June 26, 2013