Raymondism 

Any of the ridiculous sayings a Raymond would come up with. Raymondisms are never actually funny, but because they were said by a Raymond, everyone automatically laughs.

1. "dude! so i was at Raymond's last night --" "-- omg ANOTHER Raymondism?"
2. douchefag
3. so you think you're cool? well you're NOT. YOU'RE DUMB.
4. don't you feel DUMB now?
5. mister COOOOL JAAYYYY
6. careful richARD. don't get HITHARD.

Raymondism by ari_eloise November 17, 2010

Raymondism 

The ability to make your own choices.

Raymondism allows you to live the life you want to.

Raymondism by Heavysmear February 17, 2021

Raymonding

Touching someones face as a greeting or goodbye.

Can be friendly or more.

"O my gosh, did you see that? They were just raymonding!"
"Oh my, that's a bit touchy!"

Raymonding by FrSpringHead April 2, 2009

Ramonism 

When Ramon does something retarded

*weird noises and giggling*

“That’s a Ramonism.”

Ramonism by RamonIsASpaz December 13, 2021

Ramonism 

Holding a position of power or a specialized job despite being mentally or physically incapable due to old age or mental deterioration.

"You're grandfather is too old to be a doctor, that's ramonism"
"Joe Biden is mentally unfit to be president, he's practicing ramonism"

Ramonism by xXMorbiusFanXx October 30, 2023

Raymonding

getting a turtle because Raymond has a small cock

its really cold rn I'm really raymonding these shorts

Raymonding by SmartGuy March 8, 2019

raymonium 

an individual who consumes massive amounts of marijuana and freestyles in his benz

"yo raymonium got that fire"

raymonium by thomas February 9, 2004