Ray Job

The act of Michael Cera performing a sexual act upon Ray Hank and/or screaming his name while performing a sexual act

Nicole: dood did you see the deleted scenes from that film This Is The End?
Ashelz: no?! What happened?
Nicole: Michael Cera was totally giving Seth Rogan a Ray Job.
Ashelz: damn son!
Nicole: I know right! I've never heard someone say "Ray" in so many different ways

Ray Job by Ayfreez June 16, 2014

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Ray Job

If you have to ask, it is too expensive for you. It has been known to be given in classrooms, most notably to engineering interns. The police have cracked down hard on RJ's, ever since the "Industry Night" incident.

Dude, did you just see that guy in math? I heard he got a ray job during class.

Ray Job by DumbC February 11, 2010

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Rayjob

A job held by your buddy named Ray where he has a cushy job, doesn't do shit, and still gets regualr raises.

That lazy fucker Glenn sure does have a Rayjob. I wish I had his job.

Rayjob by Millertime99 December 22, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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