Rasmusser 

It's a bad term you use about a person who says "I pressed X" while they play FIFA when the player gets tackled

You are such a Rasmusser

Rasmusser by RasmusserAlert June 13, 2024

Rasmussen

Verb. In golf, the use of a putter from at least 20 yards from the green

I am 40 yards from the green but I think I'm going to totally Rasmussen it.

Rasmussen by The Peedoc June 10, 2017

rasmussed 

a term which Derick explains on his blog: "This new verb means that some presentation speaker drew all the audience away from other presentations being given at the same time. This effect usually occurs when Rasmus Lerdorf is having a presentation at the same time as another speaker has, though this is not necessary that the person who rasmusses you is Rasmus itself."

During the conference several speakers were "rasmussed"

rasmussed by Patrick Reilly October 11, 2004

Rasmussen

Word meaning, cool, Genius and over all awesome.
Used to compliment somebody.

That kid is a rasmussen

Rasmussen by maSDF August 31, 2006

Rasmussen Statistics

Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.

Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.

Rasmussen Statistics by matoko_chan May 20, 2010

Hailey Rasmussen 

Hailey Rasmussen means Bautiful devotion. This is somebody who constantly works every day to be somebody better than who they were yesterday. This is someone who's felt the dirt and grime of life; pushed and dragged into the mud; someone who had every right to be just as cruel as the experiences she was put through. But she didn't. Hailey chose to be someone who she could have relied on back then. She chose to be somebody who could inspire others to be better. She chose to be herself. At the end of the day... there is no one who is more devoted... and caring, as Hailey.

(She also loves dogs veryyyy much)

Person1: man this girl I'm dating is so caring.

Person2: is she as caring as Hailey Rasmussen?

Hailey Rasmussen by CoffeeMakesMeHappy_ January 5, 2023

RasmusLPR 

a very famous soldier of the finnish army during the winter war, he occupied a large territory alone and is also very famous for very good food

wow finland is cool and RasmusLPR is very large and hairy

RasmusLPR by not u_lt March 29, 2023