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fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.
Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.
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DPPM rating 

This is an acronym for Dick Pics Per Match. A beautiful or slutty looking female on dating apps (Tinder and Plenty of Fish) usually has a lot of men sending them unsolicited pictures of their genitalia once they match. Depending on how many pictures a female gets will determine her DPPM rating. A DPPM score can help a woman learn where she fits in the sexual marketplace (Not to be confused with the dating marketplace). This is done in a percentage. A less than 30% DPPM rating may indicate a woman that has a wholesome presence or is unattractive in the sexual marketplace. A DPPM of 31% to 70% is your average good looking woman. A DPPM rating of over 71% will usually indicate a sexy woman or a woman who dresses (304) in a manner that welcomes unsolicited dick pics.
Anne: I wonder how I am received on the sexual marketplace.

Shirley: What's your DPPM rating?

I have a high DPPM rating, maybe I should change my online image on this dating app.
DPPM rating by YamaR6 May 5, 2022

PSL Rating

PSL rating is a type of rating scale used to rate the facial appearance of people. The acronym stands for a few different things.

P : Proportion - (golden ratio, dark triad etc)

S : Size - (size of facial features like cheekbones, brow ridge, masseters etc)

L : Lineation - (contour lines of face, especially with hollow cheeks, sharp jawline etc)

PSL Rating is currently slang and not commonly used by surgeons or facial estheticians.
Friend 1: Bro do you think I could model?

Friend 2: Eh idk, your choice. I'd recommend you check yourself on a PSL Rating first.
PSL Rating by Damianlewiam July 21, 2023

rim rating

To score someone based on how rimable they look
Tim: What's her rim rating?
Adam: 9/10 - I would rim that dirty ass all night

1-10 rating scale 

1- Impossibly Ugly- Nobody is this ugly

2- Lowest Ugly- Very Very Ugly. Only about 1-2 percent of the population is this ugly
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly

4- Unattractive- someone who is still ugly but not horrendously ugly.
5- Average- someone who is neither ugly or attractive and just “fits in”

6- Slightly Above Average- someonewho you aren’t necessarily attracted to but is above what is considered average.

7- Cute/ adorable- No Major Features but is still attractive. Mildly Attractive
8- Good Looking/ Pretty- Someone most people would consider attractive. They have a nice face, and are relatively in shape.

8.5- Handsome/ Beautiful- Almost Everone agrees they are attractive and are genetically blessed. They are basically very good looking. Someone that is/ looks like they should model are in this category.
9- Hot- someone you’d want to smash in an instant. They have a banging body, and a handsome/ beautiful face. A nine can become an 8.5 if they stop working out.

9.1- 9.9- Gorgeous- This person has 99 percent of everything going for them. These are usually pagent girls, or the male equivalent. They scream HOTTTT, and are so desirable. Just like a 2, very very few people can be in this category.

10- Perfection- Something that is possible unlike a 1, and has the same physical traits as a 9.9 but are super sweet, loyal, and not a gold digger.
The 1-10 rating scale is all subjective, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

binary rating system 

Instead of ruthlessly judging members of the opposite sex and using a tedious 1-10 (or 0-10) you boil it down to what really matters: whether or not you wanna bang. So you'd rate someone with whom you would like to have sex a one And someone with whom you would not have sex a zero.
Tony said she's a 7, but in the binary rating system, all that matters is that she's a one.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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