-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment
Alex: Bro Mike! Check out this new Monster Energy Drink flavor! It's called Reaperoni!
Mike: Bro what flavor is it?
Alex: Pepperoni bro!
Mike: What the fuck Alex that's fucking poopy and stupid!
Alex: Nah bro, it's the fucking shit!
Mike: Alright man whatever you say.
Mike: *drinks*
Person 1: "Dude, you puked on Lindsay at her birthday party last night after blacking out and taking a dump in her aquarium"
Person 2: "riperonies, was a fun night"