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a bag of skinny fuckweeds
have you seen them shits? bunch of randals i say
randals by john simon July 7, 2008
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Randalstown 

Located near Antrim and Ballymena, it is a popular place for night outs on the town. Generally small place.
There is this place in Randalstown we could go to
Randalstown by xXBlueRosesXx June 18, 2011

Ballsack-Randalson 

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com
I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.