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randallstown 

best place in baltimore county. im from there i would kno. "where city kids move when they parents get alil money" true, cause my mova moved us out there. randallstown go just as hard as the city. yu gotta prob?? go to RHS or newtown high and say so, see whut happens. newayy,...aye randallstown!
bmorecity girl: im movin to randallstown!

bmorecity boy: yu gon like it, they keep it a 100

randallstown 

Randallstown where all the city kids who parents finally got a little bit of money go.Same amount of fun as Baltimore City(they do the same stuff).
Randallstown High is the best High School in Baltimore county. Yeah, everybody say we hood but that's just cause we are.Fights just about everyday. BLOODZ galore.Crips tryna come in but they know who run RHS.We smart but still FIRE!!!!
randallstown by Black Heart 1 January 19, 2008

Ballsack-Randalson 

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com
I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.