Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

rantgent 

when a friend goes on a rant, forgetting the point, then after continuing to rant remembers what the original rant was and continues, with the point.
one night ramram was was ranting about a point, then lost trail of thought then came around full rantgent
rantgent by Nayray March 17, 2010
somebody who's extremely laid back and goes with the flow in an attempt to fit in, but is rarely satisfied with the outcome, because their actual desires might differ from the ones they display.
if that guy wasn't such a Rangeet, he'd probably choose a good item for himself instead of looking at what everyone else is buying.
Rangeet by bitewriter April 27, 2021

ragentession

a potent and dangerous mix of rage contentness and depression
I'm feeling ragentession.
ragentession by bobthecactus September 5, 2008
Raegent is
Raegent by Koutaroraey November 22, 2021

Rantgential 

A Tangential Rant. A long and unfocused diatribe on the current conventional wisdom surrounding the topic de jour. It should regularly spin off course and touch broadly on all the cardinal points of philosophy, dogma, fact and opinion no matter how contradictory.

Upon closer inspection and dissection however is revealed for what it is, the ramblings of a mad person with zero cohesive context, but at the time of delivery it is espoused with such passion and authority, and such fluid jumps of logic and poetic intertextuality between concepts, that the recipient actually feels it makes sense.
Later, upon mature reflection, the recipient cannot recreate any of the tortuous and twisted mobius strip argument path used and so are left with an underlying and niggling belief that is was true. They can't clarify anything with the deliverer of the Rantgential as they have moved on to the next Ivory tower windmill and can only focus (briefly) on that now. A favoured tool of conspiracy theorists and cult leaders and fathers.
Man! Dad had a Rantgential at me the other day for an hour, I cant remember quite what he said but am pretty sure he was right.
Rantgential by Frustrated miner April 11, 2022
A woman who parties too hard and gets too loose whilst in public.

A woman who clearly does not take care of herself or her hygiene.
“Wow, look at marybethleigh over there dancing on the bar, that girl is ranget, she need help”
ranget by Freethighfodumb October 28, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more