Randy Marsh 

Randy is well.... one of the most interesting characters on South Park. The best way to describe Randy is that he is a wildcard and you never know what you will get with him. Initially, he was just a geologist, but as the show has continued to go on, Randy has pursued multiple adventures.

Some of Randy’s adventures include:

Being teen pop sensation Lorde
Becoming a Food Network star

Setting the record for largest crap ever taken
Purposely getting cancer just to smoke weed

Being the Denver Broncos Coach

Becoming a successful weed farmer

Randy has done it all, and he may be an idiot and sometimes a bit of an alcoholic, but there’s no one like Randy Marsh

Yeah yeah yeah! I am Lorde! ~Randy Marsh

Randy Marsh by citeh citeh citeh October 28, 2020

Randy marsh 

The hottest goddamn man that has ever lived alive. I left a 5 star bang review for him on yelp😩😩😩😫😫😫😍😍😍🧴🧴🧴😳😳😳❤️❤️❤️❤️🫣🫣🫣🫣🤤🤤🤤🤤

I think im oozing for randy marsh

Randy marsh by Randy marshs sweet pubes June 9, 2022

Randy Marsh 

To take a huge crap. It may happen more than once a day. It is so big that you lose feeling in your legs and you think that your abdomen has imploded.
In reference to the South Park episode "More Crap" in which Randy Marsh takes the world's largest crap.

Guy 1: Are you okay?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just made a Randy Marsh upstairs.
Guy 1: Wow, did you run out of toilet paper? It must have been huge.
Guy 2. It was. It was a Randy Marsh.

Randy Marsh by anubis2779 December 28, 2007

Randy Marsh (Lorde) 

The greatest man to ever grace this treacherous earth

"i absolutely love Randy Marsh (Lorde), he's incredibly smart and he is a light in this dark world."

Randy Marsh (Lorde) by Louisg_southparkfan May 25, 2023

Randy Marsh Black Ass kisser 

A white person or any other race in essence who ass kisses any kind of African culture based on merits.

-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!

"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"

Randy Marsh Black Ass kisser by The absolute August 18, 2025

Silly Randy Marsh 

Someone who plays ping-pong with themselves and/or Adolf Hitler.

Example 1:
Person 1: Are you playing ping-pong with yourself?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You're such a Silly Randy Marsh.

Example 2:
Person 1: Are you playing ping-pong with Adolf Hitler?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You're such a Silly Randy Marsh.

Silly Randy Marsh by RDucky June 21, 2011

"The Randy Marsh" 

The act of taking a gigantic dump relative to the size of South Park's Randy Marsh's dump that weighed many Courics. After The Randy Marsh one has an intense release of endorphins and feels relaxed and proud of their massive dump.

"Dude, I totally had "The Randy Marsh" of all dumps...I had to even flush twice to get it down the toilet"

"The Randy Marsh" by illadelphia5 March 2, 2009