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I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? 

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

randomman 

An all knowing, pious forum superhero who can't stay out of contentious discussion. Typically ill informed, morally indignant because he thinks it fits in, annoying and cringeworthy.

There's at least one of these guys in any large forum.
It's addictive. I once told my friends that I could never get addicted to anything. Now I know I was lying. If someone takes my bike away from me I'll stab them in the face.

-randomman
randomman by Xuathrondomolonian August 4, 2009

randomaniac 

One who does things randomly and spontaneously. Sometimes it does not make sense what they do because it's so random that even trying to make sense of it will make you go cross eyed.
I'm a randomaniac for inserting this random entry into the urban dictionary database.
randomaniac by Bob April 12, 2004

randomania 

imaginary world, run by randomaniac, and his followers, who populate it
once upon a time in randomania...
randomania by amski July 2, 2004

Randomandarin

Adj. A synonym used to replace the overly abused abjective "random".

Despite it being created by sheer, MSN-influenced dorkassery, it has since begun a campaign to replace "Random", a word that which has almost lost all significance in the English language. This is due to its international syndication (which, sadly, is irreversible) with teen groups such as Popular people, Beautiful people, Jocks, Emos, Goths, Punks, Bogans, Hotties, Notties, Stoners, Drama-Queens, Bludgers, Musos, Speds, Techies, Sporties, Alcies, Clowns, Sluts, Smuts, Drop-Outs, Metros, Fags, Metro-fags, Dags, Try-Hards, Otakus, Goodie-Goodies, Over-Achievers, Snobs, Ruffians, Gangsters, partiers, Arties, Gamers, Nerds, Geeks, Creeps, Freaks and Dorks alike.
"Aya can be so randomandarin!"