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randjob
1. When a person performs fellatio while inserting one or multiple fingers into the recievers anus.
2.When a bitch sucks your dick from the back yo!
2.When a bitch sucks your dick from the back yo!
randjob by Kenny Lang February 4, 2006
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randiforous
randiforous by Harley Fujii May 28, 2006
double-randjob
1. When two people perform oral sex on each other at the same time while inserting one or multiple fingers into each others anus. (Also known an a kenjob)
Me and my girlfriend were doing a 69 when she put her finger in my butt, I thought, this is a randjob, then I put my finger is her butt and invented the double-randjob.
double-randjob by Motown Bitch March 5, 2006
randjob
A random hand-job. Giver and receiver must not know eachother beyond acquaintance. No money is exchanged. No attempt is made to persue further relations between the participants.
randjob by Randy Joberson April 23, 2006
randjob
randjob by hotcrazycarl February 3, 2006
randimo
randimo by Max Blackwell November 7, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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