Randem 

A play on the word Random, the o replaced with e because thats totally random. Randem is the term to describe a level of humour so low that it only appeals those who watch Vine compilations that were only vaguely funny back in 2014.. They never make sense in the context of the scene, usually to make the reader, viewer or player think "wow that was soooo randem! XD", it is often used as a last resort when the writers are too lazy to think of anything actually funny. Randem things are often loud, obnoxious and are mercifully over as soon as it starts to satisfy kids with attention spans of at least 1.89 seconds. Randem humor is made to invoke the XD reaction subtype, a specific type of reaction that is used when the brain doesn't have the mental capabilities to process why something has happened or why it was funny so it will just default to making the XD.

Person A: "Look at this randem video I found! XD"
Person A: *Sends a randem video*
Person B: "Wow thats so funny and randem! XD"

Randem by Fr. Chewy Louie October 5, 2019

Batty randem 

A satchel like bag used to transport drugs by 'runners'

Running with them batty randems

Batty randem by Solo-/:// March 26, 2013

Random Follower 

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers

Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.

Random Follower by Athalonius November 4, 2011

Random Chimp Event 

The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.

Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.

Random Chimp Event by AXKZ October 30, 2020

Randominity 

n.
A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy.
Pointless; obscure; irrelevant.

randominity overtook her; rational thought turned into a bird and flew away

Randominity by Trudojo June 29, 2006

random crit 

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.

*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious

random crit by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014

random.php 

The Web page name for the random button on Urban Dictionary.

Person: *taps random button* Oh I got sent to random.php

random.php by Jade The Agoti December 20, 2020