randell

the bombdiggity.
not soft, like arielle :)

yo guy, he must be a randell.

by Rtricks November 11, 2008

randell

A short man that spends 2 hours in the bathroom doing nothing,but being stupid and mean to women.

Randell: hey bitch i am going to that a shit for 2 hour don't bother me

by panicbutt12 December 27, 2019

Randel

He’s the most loyal guy you’ll ever meet. He looks intimidating but don’t let that fool you. He’s a simp for his girl. Very strong and buff and would klll for his girl. He’s the funniest and coolest person to be around. If you’re lucky enough for him to consider you his friend or partner. He definitely has a god complex because he simply is one.

Taisa: whose that guy over there he’s sexy?
Dani: bltch that’s Randel and he’s mine.

by daddyd18000 November 23, 2021

randelle

a wonderful and imaginative girl who no one should ever let out of their grip. likes to figure people out and usually mind fucks the hell outta people when the chance arises. she can bring joy to everyone's life and loves to make those around her the happiest she can. can be a bit negative and VERY harsh but means well at the end of the day. don't even take her kindness for weakness, she can take it back in a manner of seconds and make you regret your every life decision. she doesn't need people but the fact that she wants them around for the rest of her days is what makes her so wonderful. she is someone that everyone needs to meet in their life.

I love you Randelle.

by gj October 21, 2015

The Randell

There are four parts to the Randell

Part 1: Lubricate your hand and cock.
Part 2: Put your hand on top of a sink that is at cock level
Part 3: Thrust your cock into your hand (reverse jerk)
Part 4: Splooge directly into the sink

Dude 1: Aw man I totally did the Randell last night.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: It's where you reverse jerk into the sink
Dude 2: Damn that sounds sick I'll brb

by Fred's Cock December 26, 2008

Randel

A man trying to deny having a massive boner by diverting the conversation to global warming.

Dante: Whoa! That guy has something trying to get out of his pants.
Harold: Who?
Dante: That guy. He has a... Global Warming?
Harold: Pfft. What a Randel

by DanteVelasquez July 27, 2009

Randel

A man with a large penis and a small body

Austin: Whoa did you see Jon?
Mike: No what about him?
Austin: He is a total Randel! Probably gets mad booty.

by Sgt Camper September 13, 2019