Ranchist

To discriminate or be prejudice towards ranch as a condiment

You don’t think we should legalize ranch that’s very ranchist of you.

by Eric Andre 3875 June 12, 2020

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El Ranchito

Literally "The Small Ranch", El Ranchito is a Mexican-cuisine restaurant located in Crystal River and Inverness, Florida that actually has Mexicans working on the front lines and behind the scenes, unlike Taco Bell, where you would find a skinny black chick at the counter and some fat-ish white guy making your taco. The food is not as spicy as traditional Mexican food should be, and, though many people see this as a pitfall, it is actually a positive part about the food, mostly because your ass won't light on fire when it all inevitably rushes out as diarrhea. The Mexicans there are friendly, though they have a difficult time speaking American English, as do many rednecks and hick-kin that live in the area. Remember not to fill up on the tortilla chips that they offer you once you have a table. You will almost never see Hispanics eating in this restaurant; more than likely, you will see middle-aged white people taking delight in the eatery's ethnicity and thinking themselves humble because the ceilings aren't lined with chandeliers and the booths look more like bus seats than anything, though the waiters in this setting still speak just about as much English as any fancy restaurant. If you decide to take your food home with you to eat later, get home immediately, else it will spoil in a mild to heated environment. That said, do not be too patient when eating the food at the restaurant. Eat like the shit is going to rot, because it will.

Hey, do you want to go down to El Ranchito?

I don't know, diarrhea kind of sucks.

Yeah, so does Wal-Mart, and we're going there too. We have nothing else to do, this is Citrus County. Let's go.

Well, why don't we just buy some weed?

Because my step-dad is out of town. Are you going or what?

Ok, let's go.

by Jimmy Perkins April 22, 2010

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Rachist

Showing discrimation or disrespect towards numbers and math

Emma is so Rachist

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Mi Ranchito

A chain of awesome Mexican resturants in the Kansas City Metro Area. Full of delicious food and Spanish-speaking imports. The best one is on 151st in Overland Park. It's by far got the hottest guys. And, they are total flirts. Who doesn't like food and scenery?? Careful though, they tend to talk about which waiter you flirt with in Spanish.

Let's go to Mi Ranchito, and kick off summer right. Yeah! Maybe they'll spoon feed me ice cream again. (Even though my birthday was two weeks ago). Sexy!

by La novia de... pues, ya sabes. May 29, 2010

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