The monthly, bi-monthly, or annual celebration of the noble Hidden Valley Ranch (bottled and mixes) over Bleu Cheese, especially when used with hot wings.
A type of person who eats with his palms, goons a lot, and is a certified mouth breather. They say slurs like their giving out candy on halloween, but now refrain from it because they want to go to college. A ranchie is also a littleloose in the head and somehow has every OF girl memorized
A certain sexual affinity to ranch and all its herbs, blends, and creams. One person who identifies as 'ranchsexual' could find pleasure in shoving quantities of the substance inside their intimate cavities.
One who partakes in the sexual interaction of the condiment ranch, and is celibate to all other condiments.
Person 1: Boy, I sure do love ranch! It makes me feel just as creamy as it is.
Person 2: Wow thats great! Have you ever considered becoming ranchsexual?
Person 1: Baby, I've been ranchsexual since the day I was born, don't play!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"