Ranchise
After much thought, Jim realized that his best path to one day owning his own farm was to Ranchise from a local businessman.
Ranchise by RanchiseFranchise February 27, 2013
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Ranchist
Ranchist by Eric Andre 3875 June 12, 2020
ranchiversary
The monthly, bi-monthly, or annual celebration of the noble Hidden Valley Ranch (bottled and mixes) over Bleu Cheese, especially when used with hot wings.
ranchiversary by Just Ranch Things June 4, 2020
Ranchie
A type of person who eats with his palms, goons a lot, and is a certified mouth breather. They say slurs like their giving out candy on halloween, but now refrain from it because they want to go to college. A ranchie is also a little loose in the head and somehow has every OF girl memorized
Ranchie by 676767676767676767676767676767 October 29, 2025
Ranchsexual
A certain sexual affinity to ranch and all its herbs, blends, and creams. One person who identifies as 'ranchsexual' could find pleasure in shoving quantities of the substance inside their intimate cavities.
One who partakes in the sexual interaction of the condiment ranch, and is celibate to all other condiments.
One who partakes in the sexual interaction of the condiment ranch, and is celibate to all other condiments.
Person 1: Boy, I sure do love ranch! It makes me feel just as creamy as it is.
Person 2: Wow thats great! Have you ever considered becoming ranchsexual?
Person 1: Baby, I've been ranchsexual since the day I was born, don't play!
Person 2: Wow thats great! Have you ever considered becoming ranchsexual?
Person 1: Baby, I've been ranchsexual since the day I was born, don't play!
Ranchsexual by fuckitimgoingtohell November 25, 2025
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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