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When a male takes his testicles and dips them in another man's semen than proceeds to violently slap the other in the face.
Did you hear about Kevin and Andrew?

Kevin gave him a big ol' ranchie in the parking lot during lunch.
Ranchie by Big Boy Entze June 23, 2016
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Ranchist 

To discriminate or be prejudice towards ranch as a condiment
You don’t think we should legalize ranch that’s very ranchist of you.
Ranchist by Eric Andre 3875 June 12, 2020

ranchiversary

The monthly, bi-monthly, or annual celebration of the noble Hidden Valley Ranch (bottled and mixes) over Bleu Cheese, especially when used with hot wings.
What kind of wings are you bringing to the ranchiversary?
A type of person who eats with his palms, goons a lot, and is a certified mouth breather. They say slurs like their giving out candy on halloween, but now refrain from it because they want to go to college. A ranchie is also a little loose in the head and somehow has every OF girl memorized
Why are you being such a ranchie?

Ranchsexual

A certain sexual affinity to ranch and all its herbs, blends, and creams. One person who identifies as 'ranchsexual' could find pleasure in shoving quantities of the substance inside their intimate cavities.

One who partakes in the sexual interaction of the condiment ranch, and is celibate to all other condiments.
Person 1: Boy, I sure do love ranch! It makes me feel just as creamy as it is.
Person 2: Wow thats great! Have you ever considered becoming ranchsexual?
Person 1: Baby, I've been ranchsexual since the day I was born, don't play!
Ranchsexual by fuckitimgoingtohell November 25, 2025