A type of person who eats with his palms, goons a lot, and is a certified mouth breather. They say slurs like their giving out candy on halloween, but now refrain from it because they want to go to college. A ranchie is also a little loose in the head and somehow has every OF girl memorized
A certain sexual affinity to ranch and all its herbs, blends, and creams. One person who identifies as 'ranchsexual' could find pleasure in shoving quantities of the substance inside their intimate cavities.
One who partakes in the sexual interaction of the condiment ranch, and is celibate to all other condiments.
Person 1: Boy, I sure do love ranch! It makes me feel just as creamy as it is.
Person 2: Wow thats great! Have you ever considered becoming ranchsexual?
Person 1: Baby, I've been ranchsexual since the day I was born, don't play!