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to get straight up RAILED in the asshole.

to get screwed over and fucked from behind.
No way! If I didn't get out of there I would have gotten straight up ramblered!
Ramblered by Pus Pus Magoose November 23, 2010
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Rectal Rambler 

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.
The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.
Rectal Rambler by AmosOtis February 6, 2009
One who roams the streets less traveled,
kickin' up dust along the way
"That Jane, shes a rambler. Never know where she'll go next or when she'll be back"
rambler by Honey Britches March 13, 2009

Alex The Rambler

Alex The Rambler is a British You tuber who is best know for playing the grand strategy game Hoi4 (Hearts of Iron 4). His friend are isorrowproductions, Feedback Gaming, Rimmy Downunder Gaming, and The Spiffing Brit. His current lover is Drew Durnil gay.
Guy one: Hey did you hear Alex The Rambler is quieting Hoi4?
Guy two: Who, what?
Alex The Rambler by Tito the wise October 29, 2019

Quad Cities Rambler 

While the female is shitting on the toilet she is also giving a blowjob to the male standing in front of her
Dude, last night I got a Quad Cities Rambler from Stacy. We're throwing away ALL the Pepto in this house!!

chronic non-sensical ramblers 

The ability to ramble in a non-sensical fashion, chronically.

windy city rambler 

(n) When one has breast intercourse facing the feet, completes ejaculation, and farts in their partners face.
I tit f***ed her and gave her a windy city rambler.
windy city rambler by Junkyard Joe November 12, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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