Ralp

Ryan Alperstein is the coolest cat around. His cute face and love for feet are something that can't be ignored. He is so strong and cool and everyone loves him. Some even call him the king of VSCO. To most, he is Ralp. Ralp is a Baltimore Ravens Fanatic. It is in question whether he would actually suck Lamar Jacksons penis or not, but most believe he would. Ryan loves to dance and play football like his favorite players, commonly calling out what player he wants to be when he gets on the field. He is really good at basketball and likes to argue with others in the heat of the game. Ralp could be a lover of men but no one has a problem with that.

Dude did you just touch my upper thigh and say I have really big muscles? That was such a Ralp.

Damn you just pulled up like Ralp from half court that was so cool.

Can I get your routine for the gym? I want to be like ralp

Whattup RALP.

Ralp by Slycat3 February 4, 2020

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Ralp

Ralp is the coolest cat around. His cute face and love for feet are something that can't be ignored. He is so strong and cool and everyone loves him. Some even call him the king of VSCO. To most, he is Ralp. Ralp is a Baltimore Ravens Fanatic. It is in question whether he would actually suck Lamar Jacksons penis or not, but most believe he would. Ryan loves to dance and play football like his favorite players, commonly calling out what player he wants to be when he gets on the field. He is really good at basketball and likes to argue with others in the heat of the game. Ralp could be a lover of men but no one has a problem with that.

Dude did you just touch my upper thigh and say I have really big muscles? That was such a Ralp.

Damn you just pulled up like Ralp from half court that was so cool.

Can I get your routine for the gym? I want to be like ralp

Whattup RALP.

Ralp by Slycat3 February 4, 2020

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Ralp

A very shy person, but lovable.

He is not very smart person but he is putting a hard work to get his goal successfully.

F:Ralp why your face is so red?
R: Because I'm shy

Ralp by anonymoustsm March 10, 2022

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ralphied

ralphied: to be assaulted by the person one is bullying whilst they yell incoherently

"they ralphied their bully while they were out of their skull shouting streams of obscenities"

"son got raplhied"

"That nigga got ralphied "

"my dude got ralphied"

ralphied by bobgotralphied January 26, 2023

Ralph Macchio

RALPH MACCHIO IS A VERY HOT ACTOR AND ALL THE IMMATURE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS ONLY HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNG IN THE 80s AND 90s BUT HE IS STILL HOT, ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL. EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK 58 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT
1)HES STILL BEAUTIFUL

2)HE LOOKS 38.
IF YOU DONT THINK 38 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT RALPH IS STILL OBVIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SO DONT SAY YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY HE CURRENTLY LOOKS YOU IMMATURE STUPIDS

It’s that guy who was and still is very beautiful and hot, Ralph Macchio.

Ralph Macchio by Rob Lowe is beautiful November 20, 2019

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Ethan Ralph

1. (adjective) Mentally Ill

2. (adjective) Degenerate

“Yeah, John had another one night stand and got the girl pregnant. He’s a total douche, a real Ethan Ralph if ya know what I mean.”

Ethan Ralph by Secretplease69 April 19, 2021

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