Ralp

Ralp is the coolest cat around. His cute face and love for feet are something that can't be ignored. He is so strong and cool and everyone loves him. Some even call him the king of VSCO. To most, he is Ralp. Ralp is a Baltimore Ravens Fanatic. It is in question whether he would actually suck Lamar Jacksons penis or not, but most believe he would. Ryan loves to dance and play football like his favorite players, commonly calling out what player he wants to be when he gets on the field. He is really good at basketball and likes to argue with others in the heat of the game. Ralp could be a lover of men but no one has a problem with that.

Dude did you just touch my upper thigh and say I have really big muscles? That was such a Ralp.

Damn you just pulled up like Ralp from half court that was so cool.

Can I get your routine for the gym? I want to be like ralp

Whattup RALP.

by Slycat3 February 04, 2020

Ralp

Ryan Alperstein is the coolest cat around. His cute face and love for feet are something that can't be ignored. He is so strong and cool and everyone loves him. Some even call him the king of VSCO. To most, he is Ralp. Ralp is a Baltimore Ravens Fanatic. It is in question whether he would actually suck Lamar Jacksons penis or not, but most believe he would. Ryan loves to dance and play football like his favorite players, commonly calling out what player he wants to be when he gets on the field. He is really good at basketball and likes to argue with others in the heat of the game. Ralp could be a lover of men but no one has a problem with that.

Dude did you just touch my upper thigh and say I have really big muscles? That was such a Ralp.

Damn you just pulled up like Ralp from half court that was so cool.

Can I get your routine for the gym? I want to be like ralp

Whattup RALP.

by Slycat3 February 04, 2020