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A lazy SOB who has the ability to appear busy even while sleeping. Also believes he knows everything about any given topic and proves it by using internet based data. Must also be the focus of all conversations, even when not invited.
While everybody was working hard, Rakestraw was explaining the theory of evolution, quoting data from the Internet.
Rakestraw by The Skenz July 14, 2015
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To Rackstraw a girl is to forcibly tongue wrestle with a paralytically lashed female when perfectly sobre, most often performed by creepy middle-aged men in clubs.

See also reverse Rackstraw.
"OMG Caroline got totally Rackstrawed last night, she should stop being such wastegash."
Rackstraw by pussysmasher69 November 12, 2012

reverse Rackstraw

To reverse Rackstraw a girl is to succeed in getting with a sobre female whilst utterly gazeboed. It is a daring and difficult move to perform and requires years of practice to perfect.

See also Rackstraw.
"Did you see Rustin reverse Rackstraw that girl last week? What a lad!"
reverse Rackstraw by pussysmasher69 November 12, 2012
A nice girl that doesn't take crap from no one.If you mess with her she will get right back with you.Her name is very unique only 4.5% of people have this unique/beautiful name.
The teacher couldn't pronounce little tiny girl named Raketra "I'm sorry but your name is to unique and pretty".
Raketra by Raketra May 29, 2019
Someone who "owns and operates" a poker house in which their income source comes from the rake in which they take from their poker games.

Rake- what is taken off of each pot in poker to go to the house (10% of each pot with a cap).

So you would definitely be a rake star if you have a kick ass condo/loft in the heart of midtown and you run a 5/10 $500 min BI game with a 10% rapped that is capped at $50/hand.
*With the right action, the house can rake 500+ per hour!!!

You are definitely a rake star if you can keep a game going for 16+ hours by any means necessary!

Invite over cocktail waitress, stripper, order chinese food, mad herb, mad cigz, mad blow....
And when all of this is over you have made yourself atleast a few thousand dollars a night just for being the host!
Oh yeah, that dude JBA, that muthafucka takes 500 an hour off the table in rake, he is a straight RAKESTAR!
rakestar by ATLStationHustla September 28, 2008
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