Raisin cookie

A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.

Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?

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Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"

What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

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Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.

I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

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A tiktoker that makes cookie run content, and roleplays most familiarly as “Black Raisin Cookie”.

“Hey, are you following Black_Raisin_Cookie_lol”?
“Duh, who isn’t?”

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When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.

A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah

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Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.

Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.

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