oatmeal raisin

A type of cookie that no one likes. Usually used in conversation in the situation below.

Sam: I totally got with all three of those girls last night!
Justin: ...Want a fucking cookie?
Sam: What kind?
Justin: Oatmeal raisin
Sam: Ewww fuck that dude

by Streganona September 2, 2005

Oatmeal Raisin Blues

when you have a chewy bar variety pack, but all of the good kinds have been eaten, and you're stuck with oatmeal raisin

Sounds like a case of the oatmeal raisin blues

by MCcoubs June 22, 2010

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"

What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

by JFreshReed February 7, 2010

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.

I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

by DeltaGamerAlt October 7, 2019

Oatmeal Raisin Depression

A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.

My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.

by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 6, 2018

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.

Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.

by skies September 2, 2009

raisin oatmeal

the simple process of throwing up, then hooking up with a willing person

It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal

by certainsurprise May 6, 2006