rainbows and unicorns 

A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.

It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!

rainbows and unicorns by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013

Rainbows and unicorns 

A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.

Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*

Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"

Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."

Rainbows and unicorns by pseudonymis magorium August 2, 2011

farting rainbows and unicorns 

When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.

Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!

farting rainbows and unicorns by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

Shitting rainbows and unicorns by Grandsire July 31, 2019

unicorns and rainbows 

Unicorns and Rainbows refers to a feeling of perpetual bliss; only to be described as pure happiness and satisfaction. It describes what it means to finally find your true happy ending. Unicorns are nature’s most mystical creatures. When you find your Unicorn it will lead you to the end of the rainbow and to your "pot of gold".

I've finally found my Unicorns and Rainbows. I started my own business and I'm really happy!

unicorns and rainbows by Lovie311 March 21, 2014

unicorns and rainbows 

Unicorns are mythical creatures rainbows are reflections from the sun on to the rain and if you see unicorns I think you're tripping balls and you need to lay of the weed

I saw a rainbow after it rained and then I saw a unicorn riding it no wait its shitting rainbows Hahahahahahahahahaha RAINBOWS

Unicorns and rainbows

unicorns and rainbows by Diepepe October 29, 2016