A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.
It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!
by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013
Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*
Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"
Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."
Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"
Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."
by pseudonymis magorium August 2, 2011
When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.
Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"
Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."
Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."
by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011
If you give me a rainbow unicorn you can taste the rainbow, honey.
My wife always gives me a rainbow unicorn before I go to work. She loves skittles.
My wife always gives me a rainbow unicorn before I go to work. She loves skittles.
by CharlieChaos February 1, 2020
When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is the performed by the upright male before everyone finishes as a group.
by Glow Hughes September 8, 2020
"Rainbow Unicorn"
A term that means the heavenly aroma of a deep cleaned house. The scent of the freshly cleaned house is so rare and uplifting that it could be compared to a beautiful, mythical creature, such as a rainbow-colored unicorn.
A term that means the heavenly aroma of a deep cleaned house. The scent of the freshly cleaned house is so rare and uplifting that it could be compared to a beautiful, mythical creature, such as a rainbow-colored unicorn.
by kikishort January 6, 2012