Ragnar's ring 

The ass of a god

I'd pay anything to lick ragnar's ring

Ragnar's ring by Fat boy daz June 18, 2019

La's Ragnar 

The ultimate man! The future's superhero.

1) Omfg, I want to look like La's Ragnar!
2) Omfg, I wish I was La's Ragnar *aaw*
3) Yes, you know - I allways mix you two guys..

La's Ragnar by Ruff1 November 10, 2004

Son of Ragnar 

Used to describe someone, regardless to their gender, who is, indeed, a true son of Ragnar.
Such persons are greatly smart, strong and capable in all ways, but mostly they're cunning and sly, thus resulting in their victory over all others. They might be regarded as somehow arrogant, yet they don't act out of greed or viciousness, nor they want to make fun of others. Their deeds are to please the mighty gods, in order be accepted into Valhalla or Folkvangr.

Sometimes it is just used as an interjection.

George: Dudes, y'all seen the last episode of Superstore yesterday?
Carol: OMG yes, Garrett was such a son of Ragnar.

-----other context-----

Jim: is taking a shower
Shampoo bottle: falls
Jim: SON OF RAGNAR!

Son of Ragnar by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 7, 2022

Ragnor Softcock

When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock

Ragnor Softcock by Fatwell December 8, 2022

Ragnarson

Ragnarson
(noun)
1. A self-declared patriot who waves the flag with one hand and a shopping receipt with the other.
2. Someone who praises capitalism until they have to pay for it.
3. A man who believes he’s the spiritual heir to Churchill because he once watched a war documentary and bought a Union Jack mug.

He moaned about having to pay extra for black pudding — what a total Ragnarson.

Ragnarson by Saint Jeb October 31, 2025