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Karate Raccoon 

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.
I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.
Karate Raccoon by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020
Related Words

raccoon mouth licker 

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.
Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

monkey rack 

Geezzz, why not get some hair removal from that monkey rack!
monkey rack by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Raccoon head 

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.
Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!
Raccoon head by Donut Operator June 24, 2021

rackables 

another word for racks. Is slang for thousands of dollars.. rackables & rackades were coined by tay-k
bitch you get robbed for your rackables!!!
rackables by ffnine February 4, 2018

Roll Up Rack

Tits that need to be rolled up to fit into a bra

Long floppy saggy titties
Her tits look weird in that bra. I think she has a roll up rack