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When a woman gives a man a blowjob, but right before the man reaches orgasm, he pulls his penis out, sticks the head of the penis into the woman's nostril, then jizzes into her nose.
With a runny, instead of spit or swallow, it's slurp or snot.
Runny by $l-l@l\l3 July 2, 2012
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This word can be used when someone says something that's meant to be funny, but actually it's shit.
That joke was well runny, mate.
runny by fo-sho August 15, 2005
look outside is very runny
runny by Dddd Dave August 12, 2003

Runny Chucky 

When a person is taking a crap that starts out as diarrhea then suddenly turns into fat turds
Tim: "You were in the crapper for a while did everything come out ok?"
John: "No it was terrible i shit everywhere, it started out runny and then it randomly turned soil."
Tim: "Ah the 'ol runny chucky."

runny guts 

A term used to describe someone who's prone to vomiting and Or having major anxiety by a psychotic female.

Also can be used as a post apocalyptic name after radiation therapy.
"bro did you see that guy at the party? My dude drank 6 shots and he went runny guts."

"me and my gf got into a blue, she went crazy and made me runny guts"

"hey look it's runny guts? How's radiation city"
runny guts by Klatod June 18, 2019

runny cunny 

A vagina which has produced so much lubrication that it has become runny, like a runny nose.
I fingered your mom so much last night I gave her a runny cunny.
runny cunny by Poonmaster March 8, 2008

Runny grunts 

Goddddd, I was taking a shit dude and it was sooo watery and runny and I was grunting really loud as the watery poo came flying out my asshole.

So this afternoon I went to the bathroom. I had to shit so bad that I couldnt hold it prior. The second I pulled my pants down runny grunts went flying all over the back of the toilet seat. It was nasty!
Runny grunts by Bobby Knobi May 28, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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