When a woman gives a man a blowjob, but right before the man reaches orgasm, he pulls his penis out, sticks the head of the penis into the woman's nostril, then jizzes into her nose.
When a person is taking a crap that starts out as diarrhea then suddenly turns into fat turds
Tim: "You were in the crapper for a while did everything come out ok?"
John: "No it was terrible i shit everywhere, it started out runny and then it randomly turned soil."
Tim: "Ah the 'ol runny chucky."
Goddddd, I was taking a shit dude and it was sooo watery and runny and I was grunting really loud as the watery poo came flying out my asshole.
So this afternoon I went to the bathroom. I had to shit so bad that I couldnt hold it prior. The second I pulled my pants down runny grunts went flying all over the back of the toilet seat. It was nasty!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*