ROTFLMAOUISM

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Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off until I shit myself.

Randolph: (loud sneeze)
Antoine: "Wow, bro! That sounded like a rusty sneeze."
Randolph: ROTFLMAOUISM
Antoine: "Exactly."

ROTFLMAOUISM by iambanjoman February 2, 2012

Words you can keep

rotflmaopimp

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off peeing in my pants

(19:35:19) (nolanWork) Spanish characters on an English keyboard
(19:35:25) (nolanWork) ñ: ALT + 164
(19:35:26) (nolanWork) Ñ: ALT + 165
(19:35:54) (@dyang70) ñ
(19:35:55) (@dyang70) rofl
(19:35:59) (nolanWork) works for me too,
(19:36:03) (+Amy_Lee) rotflmaopimp

rotflmaopimp by Impulse July 15, 2004

ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.

Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!

ROFLMAOUIVSM by Weaseal December 30, 2008

rotflmaowipmp

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while pissing my pants.

"rotflmaowipmp"
"what the fuck?"

rotflmaowipmp by Ender mellophone August 16, 2005

rotflmaopimpwtime

Stands for Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants With Tears In My Eyes

Guy: Tub Girl
A Japanese woman spraying watery shit into her own mouth. May possibly be the most beautiful picture ever taken.

Girl:MAy Possibly Be The Most Beautiful Picture Taken? rotflmaopimpwtime

rotflmaopimpwtime by Taco April 17, 2004

ROTFLMAOSMDOYWA

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off slapping my dick on your wife's ass.

Figure it out. ROTFLMAOSMDOYWA

ROTFLMAOSMDOYWA by SUMOSIT August 17, 2011

Roflmaouiwmp

A stupid way to say 'Rolling on floor laughing my ass of until I wet my pants".

Boberto: What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
Carlito: What?
Boberto: A penguin rolling down a hill!
Carlito: ROFLMAOUIWMP!

Roflmaouiwmp by RachelRambunktious May 9, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026