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Rofl Waffle 

Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!
Haha, what a funny joke! Rofl Waffle!
Rofl Waffle by The Jokerrrr August 16, 2009

rofl waffle 

A reply to a humorous comment.

Used mainly by people who choose to partake in unconventional behavior, such as going to Eat'n Park at 4 am.
Comment: I just spent five minutes talking about waffles.

Reply: rofl waffle
rofl waffle by aberdude1991 June 3, 2009

rofl waffle 

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles
jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system
rofl waffle by Norty11 August 24, 2010

Rofl Waffle 

When your having sex you take a crap on the girls chest and hit it with a tennis racket. Thus creating a waffle of rofl.
Jeremiah made an excellent rofl waffle on Esther's chest last night.
Rofl Waffle by RoflWaffleCrapper January 7, 2010

rofl waffle 

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles
jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system
rofl waffle by Norty11 August 17, 2010

Rofl Waffle 

A traditional home-made waffle with marijuana as the extra ingredient.
Instead of rolling some joints, we decided to make some rofl waffles!
Rofl Waffle by Devon Pelletier January 28, 2007
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