A can of Coors Light. Affectionately named after the former Giants, Cubs, Red Sox, and Padres relief pitcher who lived in a trailer behind the AAA Iowa Cubs minor league baseball stadium at the tail end of his career and would offer up cold Coors Light to anyone that stopped by. RIP Shooter.

Classy Bar Patron: "Hey barkeep, a couple of Rod Becks, my good man."

Barkeep: "Two Coors Lights coming right up. Rocky Mountain hiiiiiiigh..."

Rod Beck by kyleyay February 14, 2009

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rod battle

1. A fight or competition, usually good humored, between two males both seeking the same female's attention.

2. A petty thug.

When the pretty new receptionist started work, everyone in the office knew that there would be a serious rod battle between Russ and Paul.

rod battle by Merriam Webster January 15, 2003

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rod bender

A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.

1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.

2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.

rod bender by song_bird2103 February 5, 2009

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