“He had such bad ranktocks- it smelt like a wilted squid crawled up his anus and died!”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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by Hanielle August 26, 2010
Get the ranktard mug.In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, a Klingon coffee blend enjoyed by many of the main characters. Recipes include:
"Klah Version" (Makes approximately 14 servings)
2 Tbs. Sweet Ground Chocolate
1/2 cup Dark Cocoa
3/8 tsp. Cinnamon
1 tsp. Dark Instant Coffee Crystals Ground into powder
Pinch of Nutmeg
Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa
"House of Kasara blend" (Makes approximately 14 servings)
1 1/2 cup Powdered Non-Dairy Creamer
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Unsweetened Cocoa
6 Tbs. Instant Coffee
1/2 tsp. Ground Allspice
1/2 tsp. Ground Cinnamon
Note: "Lightweights" may prefer a mix made with 3 tablespoons of instant coffee.
Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa.
"Klah Version" (Makes approximately 14 servings)
2 Tbs. Sweet Ground Chocolate
1/2 cup Dark Cocoa
3/8 tsp. Cinnamon
1 tsp. Dark Instant Coffee Crystals Ground into powder
Pinch of Nutmeg
Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa
"House of Kasara blend" (Makes approximately 14 servings)
1 1/2 cup Powdered Non-Dairy Creamer
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Unsweetened Cocoa
6 Tbs. Instant Coffee
1/2 tsp. Ground Allspice
1/2 tsp. Ground Cinnamon
Note: "Lightweights" may prefer a mix made with 3 tablespoons of instant coffee.
Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa.
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