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Ranktocks 

Awful smelling buttocks;

Extra stinky buttocks (noun)
“He had such bad ranktocks- it smelt like a wilted squid crawled up his anus and died!”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
Ranktocks by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Related Words
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ranktard 

the act of getting "ranktarded", being extremely drunk and retarded
typically people living on westminster tend to get ranktarded
dude i got sooo ranktarded last night i dont remember anything!!!
ranktard by Hanielle August 26, 2010

raktajino 

In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, a Klingon coffee blend enjoyed by many of the main characters. Recipes include:

"Klah Version" (Makes approximately 14 servings)

2 Tbs. Sweet Ground Chocolate
1/2 cup Dark Cocoa
3/8 tsp. Cinnamon
1 tsp. Dark Instant Coffee Crystals Ground into powder
Pinch of Nutmeg

Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa

"House of Kasara blend" (Makes approximately 14 servings)

1 1/2 cup Powdered Non-Dairy Creamer
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Unsweetened Cocoa
6 Tbs. Instant Coffee
1/2 tsp. Ground Allspice
1/2 tsp. Ground Cinnamon

Note: "Lightweights" may prefer a mix made with 3 tablespoons of instant coffee.

Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa.
Sisko: "Computer one raktajino and a bagel"
Computer: Buzz buzz twinkle dinkle bingbang.
Sisko: "Aaaah. excellent."
raktajino by Cliff Whitty June 21, 2006

Raktim Size 

Raktim Size is a new scientificdimension” of a huge dick.
What size is your dick bro? Raktim size my man, that shit is huge.
Raktim Size by Raktim September 21, 2019

ranktastic 

a person or object that is extremely minging or disgusting i.e fantastically rank.
Wow your face is ranktastic
ranktastic by nowthenchico November 14, 2006
Omnipotent. Someone who has a really huge heart and someone to not mess with.
Dude don't fight that guy. You'll get RAKTIMED
Raktim by gojo777 November 23, 2021