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Ranktocks 

Awful smelling buttocks;

Extra stinky buttocks (noun)
“He had such bad ranktocks- it smelt like a wilted squid crawled up his anus and died!”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
Ranktocks by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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RNAKT • Raktim • ranktastic • Rnait • Rakt • raktabu • raktajino • Raktak • Raktavalam • rakths

ranktard 

the act of getting "ranktarded", being extremely drunk and retarded
typically people living on westminster tend to get ranktarded
dude i got sooo ranktarded last night i dont remember anything!!!
ranktard by Hanielle August 26, 2010

raktajino 

In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, a Klingon coffee blend enjoyed by many of the main characters. Recipes include:

"Klah Version" (Makes approximately 14 servings)

2 Tbs. Sweet Ground Chocolate
1/2 cup Dark Cocoa
3/8 tsp. Cinnamon
1 tsp. Dark Instant Coffee Crystals Ground into powder
Pinch of Nutmeg

Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa

"House of Kasara blend" (Makes approximately 14 servings)

1 1/2 cup Powdered Non-Dairy Creamer
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Unsweetened Cocoa
6 Tbs. Instant Coffee
1/2 tsp. Ground Allspice
1/2 tsp. Ground Cinnamon

Note: "Lightweights" may prefer a mix made with 3 tablespoons of instant coffee.

Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa.
Sisko: "Computer one raktajino and a bagel"
Computer: Buzz buzz twinkle dinkle bingbang.
Sisko: "Aaaah. excellent."
raktajino by Cliff Whitty June 21, 2006

Raktim Size 

Raktim Size is a new scientific “dimension” of a huge dick.
What size is your dick bro? Raktim size my man, that shit is huge.
Raktim Size by Raktim September 21, 2019

ranktastic 

a person or object that is extremely minging or disgusting i.e fantastically rank.
Wow your face is ranktastic
ranktastic by nowthenchico November 14, 2006
Omnipotent. Someone who has a really huge heart and someone to not mess with.
Dude don't fight that guy. You'll get RAKTIMED
Raktim by gojo777 November 23, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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