14 definitions by Cliff Whitty
by Cliff Whitty March 23, 2006
In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, a Klingon coffee blend enjoyed by many of the main characters. Recipes include:
"Klah Version" (Makes approximately 14 servings)
2 Tbs. Sweet Ground Chocolate
1/2 cup Dark Cocoa
3/8 tsp. Cinnamon
1 tsp. Dark Instant Coffee Crystals Ground into powder
Pinch of Nutmeg
Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa
"House of Kasara blend" (Makes approximately 14 servings)
1 1/2 cup Powdered Non-Dairy Creamer
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Unsweetened Cocoa
6 Tbs. Instant Coffee
1/2 tsp. Ground Allspice
1/2 tsp. Ground Cinnamon
Note: "Lightweights" may prefer a mix made with 3 tablespoons of instant coffee.
Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa.
"Klah Version" (Makes approximately 14 servings)
2 Tbs. Sweet Ground Chocolate
1/2 cup Dark Cocoa
3/8 tsp. Cinnamon
1 tsp. Dark Instant Coffee Crystals Ground into powder
Pinch of Nutmeg
Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa
"House of Kasara blend" (Makes approximately 14 servings)
1 1/2 cup Powdered Non-Dairy Creamer
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Unsweetened Cocoa
6 Tbs. Instant Coffee
1/2 tsp. Ground Allspice
1/2 tsp. Ground Cinnamon
Note: "Lightweights" may prefer a mix made with 3 tablespoons of instant coffee.
Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa.
Sisko: "Computer one raktajino and a bagel"
Computer: Buzz buzz twinkle dinkle bingbang.
Sisko: "Aaaah. excellent."
Computer: Buzz buzz twinkle dinkle bingbang.
Sisko: "Aaaah. excellent."
by Cliff Whitty June 21, 2006
Professor: Cliff, why haven't you been to class for the past month?
Cliff: Sorry, Perseus hasn't been running straight, how do I get my translations?
Professor: Fair enough.
Cliff: Sorry, Perseus hasn't been running straight, how do I get my translations?
Professor: Fair enough.
by Cliff Whitty April 16, 2007
A main character in a piece of performing art. Examples include: In opera, any singer with a primary part; in ballet, a soloist or pair of soloists.
They are usually overpaid when compared to the exceeding amount of work put in by the chorus of an opera. Sure theyve got talent since they are singing in a freaking opera by themselves, but that is their job. Chorus members usually have other jobs outside of the opera.
There is also undue credit in many circumstances. A member of a chorus was once selected for a principle part. Suddenly she thought she was hot shit because she said 2 lines of libretto alone. She got a photo in the Playbill and a short bio. The rest of the choristers got their name in once and 100 dollar check at the end of the show.
They are usually overpaid when compared to the exceeding amount of work put in by the chorus of an opera. Sure theyve got talent since they are singing in a freaking opera by themselves, but that is their job. Chorus members usually have other jobs outside of the opera.
There is also undue credit in many circumstances. A member of a chorus was once selected for a principle part. Suddenly she thought she was hot shit because she said 2 lines of libretto alone. She got a photo in the Playbill and a short bio. The rest of the choristers got their name in once and 100 dollar check at the end of the show.
"Hmm. Your B flat was a little TOO flat Id say, you should practice more."
MY INWARD RESPONSE---
"You know what Gloria, Ive waited a month to tell you this, but your shit doesnt stink any less than mine. You couldnt hit a B flat even if you were lipsynching you turkey-necked fatball. You need to be a fucking team player because the rest of the chorus applauds for all the principles at curtain call, even you. BITCH"
MY REAL RESPONSE---
"Yea Im still working on that"
MY INWARD RESPONSE---
"You know what Gloria, Ive waited a month to tell you this, but your shit doesnt stink any less than mine. You couldnt hit a B flat even if you were lipsynching you turkey-necked fatball. You need to be a fucking team player because the rest of the chorus applauds for all the principles at curtain call, even you. BITCH"
MY REAL RESPONSE---
"Yea Im still working on that"
by Cliff Whitty June 18, 2006
Me: What are you majoring in? (Dont you dare say psychology)
Random Person: Psychology.
Me: OOOOH exciting.
Random Person: Psychology.
Me: OOOOH exciting.
by Cliff Whitty March 23, 2006
by Cliff Whitty May 23, 2007
One of these applies to you:
1. You are an atheist looking to further your atheism (and you are offended by theism), thus you looked up atheism.
2. You are a theist, therefore you looking to further your theism (and you are offended by atheism), thus you looked up atheism
1. You are an atheist looking to further your atheism (and you are offended by theism), thus you looked up atheism.
2. You are a theist, therefore you looking to further your theism (and you are offended by atheism), thus you looked up atheism
John is an atheist therefor he wants to learn more about it.
Jack is a theist therefor he wants to learn more about atheism.
Moral of story...learn stuff.
Jack is a theist therefor he wants to learn more about atheism.
Moral of story...learn stuff.
by Cliff Whitty August 21, 2006
