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Being Rippled is the act of waking up, after a long night of partying, and finding a homosexual with his mouth embraced your penis.
"Last night I woke up to find I was being rippled, so i broke the homos jaw."

"My friend and I decided one night to split a bottle of Dubra, when I awoke the next morning with a massive hangover I saw my friend giving me a blowjob."
Rippled by DonkeyPunch10 December 8, 2009
Being triggered or angry at something or someone
Rabbott was rippled because he had to do summer reading
Rippled by Rabbott21 July 11, 2017

Rippled nipple bitch 

A superior kind of people not to be confused with coned nipple bitches who fucking suck assholes.
Dude you’re a rippled nipple bitch, thats a complement.
We rippled nipples are the best.

battle my rippled 

oral stimulation of the penis
I didn't like her attitude, that bitch can battle my rippled.

Who rippled your water?

A modern variation of "who rattled your cage" or "who ruffled your feathers." It is used to ask someone why they are suddenly annoyed, agitated, or upset, specifically when someone or something has disrupted their inner peace or calm, glassy vibe.
Sarah walked into the office slamming her notebook onto the desk and sighing loudly.

Mark: "Whoa, who rippled your water?"

Sarah: "Management just changed the entire project deadline."
Who rippled your water? by Dee Raphael September 20, 2026

Ripped him a second asshole 

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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