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The thing that is bulging in your pants in the morning that doesn't seem to go away for like FIFTEEN FRIGGEN' MINUTES!!!
Sara: OH MY GOD SAM!!! You haven't been awake five minutes. No I will not fuck you!
Sam: Oh, don't worry hun, it's just my REMHO! :o)
REMHO by ViolentJ_12572 February 20, 2007
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rehoecate 

Moving because you have made such a bad reputation as a hoe in one place.
Ericka rehoecated to east high school to try and start over because everyone at west knew what kind of a whore she was.
rehoecate by Wallerballer November 4, 2013
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a cretin, an imbecile, someone who is so incompetent he/she is unable to expand 3(x+1). A remdot is a person who is susceptible to failing at life on a daily basis and making a fool of themselves whenever life gives them a chance to.
Remdot: yo how do I multiply fractions again?
Person: multiply the top and do the same for the bottom you fucking remdot.

Person: Ben failed his GCSEs, studied media studies and photography at A-Level and thought he stood a chance of getting into Oxford University. What a remdot.
Remdot by further mathematician September 19, 2012

Rehousing a slug

Having a pooh, taking a dump, aka , shitting, pooping. defecating, crapping, etc. Particularly can be used when camping or in the wild.
Sorry I'm late, I was just rehousing a slug
Rehousing a slug by JKiwi September 15, 2020
A. Someone who expects everything to be given to them on a silver platter while they lay around doing nothing.

B. A social leech

c. Any of several marine fishes of the family Echeneidae, having on the head a sucking disk with which they attach themselves to sharks, whales
A. Tilly: Hey I didn't go to class for the whole week, can i get your notes?
AJ: no you fucking remora

B. if someone has been hanging out with your because they are new and they haven't ventured out to meet new people you can say 'go meet someone else you fucking remora'
remora by aj krause January 6, 2004

Rehobilitated 

Verb
past tense: rehobilitated

When a woman needs to be (or has been) restored to datable or wife material
Nancy used to sleep with everyone in college, but she was rehobilitated and is now faithful and married with kids.
Rehobilitated by Kooks808 June 17, 2016
A very small child’s way of referring to the “remote,” as in the TV remote control.
Peas Dada, I wanna have the remoke!
remoke by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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