Remdot 

a cretin, an imbecile, someone who is so incompetent he/she is unable to expand 3(x+1). A remdot is a person who is susceptible to failing at life on a daily basis and making a fool of themselves whenever life gives them a chance to.

Remdot: yo how do I multiply fractions again?
Person: multiply the top and do the same for the bottom you fucking remdot.

Person: Ben failed his GCSEs, studied media studies and photography at A-Level and thought he stood a chance of getting into Oxford University. What a remdot.

Remdot by further mathematician September 19, 2012

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside 

The god of all wii remotes

Today we’ll be play wii sports with my toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside by ___dennis___ November 10, 2019

Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©

The preferred Wii Remote of the YouTuber Poofesure. Why is it special? Because... It's a Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus© inside. Why else?

Poofesure: I am using a new Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©. My original Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside© met its fate during my Wii fit video, I threw it...

Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside© by windjtd22 November 22, 2019

Remote learning 

(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.

Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!

Remote learning by BNOOMZ March 17, 2020

Remote Malfunction 

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023

Premature Remotation 

This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.

Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.

While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.

Premature Remotation by WordSmithette January 14, 2013

Remoted 

Controlling a computer system from a place other than the computers location.

Accessing a server, computer or network from home.

They were having computer problems. So I remoted in and fixed it.

Remoted by IcedOutCat May 13, 2010