REJACTION

It's when you are a real FUCK UP and you can't get any dates.

I have to go back to MASTURBATION again because of all the REJACTION.

REJACTION by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 4, 2021

anarcho-reactionary 

The one who is able to understand that authority and discipline are immutable moral values, not needing a government or even a technocrat to tell him what is right or wrong. It aims at a society without the evils of modernity: representative mass democracy, technological vices, liberalism, feminism, gender equality, socialism, materialism, consumerism, narcissism, cosmopolitanism, ecumenism, mass media, the myth of success and progress, populism, Global financial system, globalization . Someone beyond the right-left spectrum, evils of The French Revolution. It proposes a simpler life, being able to develop within its true potential, a true existence. It can grudgingly accept any decentralized state, as long as it does not violate its culture, dignity and morality. One who is anti-system and believes in a rebirth of an organic society.

"The anarcho-reactionary is anti-system and sees the materialist world in decline."

anarcho-reactionary by tradical June 4, 2021

harm reduction

The practice of providing advice and helpful suggestions to a novice regarding potentially dangerous activities in the hope that they will heed the advice and not cause hurt or harm to themselves or others.

Practicing harm reduction Keith showed Brittany how to IV drugs. According to him he didn't want the wrong person showing her the wrong way, because he knew she was headstrong.

harm reduction by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

sir-rejection 

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

sir-rejection by jpg3 April 12, 2014

Fatal ejaction 

The fist time you ejaculate after a vasectomy. It's long awaited along with fear that it might be the most pain you have ever felt in your life.

It felt like I was playing Russian roulette with the first "fatal ejaction" after a vasectomy.

Fatal ejaction by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

live slug reaction

a scene in a stars wars movie where after two women kiss, it cut to a disgusted slug. tumblr then decided that slug was homophobic. it’s placed next to two queer people either canonically or headcanonically dating as a way of saying they’re dating.

tumblr post: *2 characters next to each other with the “live slug reaction” in the corner*
commenter: fuck outta here with ur stupid headcanons 🙄🙄

live slug reaction by thereallvrb0y March 6, 2022

reduction of order 

Reduction of order is a technique in mathematics for solving second-order ordinary differential equations. It is also a technique used in restaurants by math geeks who change their order to an amount less than originally requested.

I went to McDonald's and ordered two Big Macs, but I changed my mind and ordered only one. They didn't like my reduction of order.

reduction of order by murr2k March 14, 2009