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Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.
The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.
Reasons by DeadFish42 May 3, 2015
Words you can keep
Miranda: Why can't you go swimming?
Shae: Reasons
Miranda: Oh.
Reasons by TheRealMandi September 26, 2008

Reasons for existing

Reasons for silence 

Love:) You must under no circumstances come in between love. If you love this guy and feel he is your soul mate. OK! But is for him and him alone to confirm the attraction, fellowship, connection, relationship. All women love in hopes of that one man from her past no matter how many times he let her down to come back. Don't be a loosy goosy(tell all your friends story's instead of your own i.e. do not let out all your friends secretes at the dinner table). If you find out a guy you love is "In Love" with another woman and He walks away from said relationship with you. It is him and him alone to make the choice to make contact with the you in the future. Especially if this is involving a long term relationship. You've got to start some where.
Reasons for silence and the reason Kelly stays away from her former Jon Doe. She's was in love with him since high school and has denied it her entire life. I hope they have a good life together ILU Guys:)
5) You are never in any case to date a friends ex or a guy who she was really into.
Exception: If he's one of those guys who every girl likes.

18)

If a guy your friend is into asks for your number, you are to deny it and walk away, and/or slip him your friends number while saying, "I think she is more your type, you should call her".

19)

Chicks before Dicks. Simple.

24)

When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.

30)
Don't be a hater. If a girl walks in looking gorgeous, girls automatically try to find something bad about her. But who knows? She could have just lose a friend, or got dumped, etc. So be nice and stop hating.

reasons to be proud of canada 

-Canada is awesome
-Perfect balance of hot and cold
-Tim Hortons
-Good Healthcare systems
-Best maple syrup there is
-Invented hockey, the telephone and lightbulb
-Bear paws
-Queue de Castor (Beaver tales, they are amazing)
-Poutine
-The colors are beautiful
-One of the most diverse and accepting countries in the world
-2nd largest land mass in the world
-Fought in world war l and ll, fought in the American revolutionary war proving that were not sissies that all the stereotypes say we are
-We don't carry around guns, were not psycho
-Choose to solve problems with conversation and debate instead of immediate war.

Overall, Canada is arguably the best country in the world. Even with all the stereotypes
Friend- What's a reason to be proud of Canada?
Me- There's more than one. But, Canada doesn't need a reason to be awesome. It just is.

Reasons to be proud of Canada- A sentence you use to ask a Canadian why Canada is so amazing.

Reasons Why God Exists 

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reasons and stuff 

Why did you get married?
"Because reasons and stuff"

Why is the sky blue?
"Because reasons and stuff"

Why you always lying?
"Because reasons and stuff"
reasons and stuff by ZealotN January 27, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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