Reasonship 

Better than a relationship.

Emily and Rachel have a reasonship.

Reasonship by Iceliness January 28, 2009

Retionship 

A sexless relationship. Simply put, there is no 'lay' in it, thus there is no one getting any ass, no oral, nor handjobs/fingering. When one can not get off of, or is put back down to, just first or second base

"She says she wanted to take it slow. but it's been three months and i need out of this retionship"

"I swear bro, I didnt call her fat, but she just won't let it go. Now I'm stuck in a retionship"

Retionship by MRanonymous10101 August 1, 2012

Reasonshitpost

The tactical deployment of hyper-rational, often coldly utilitarian arguments to dismiss ethical, emotional, or social concerns as "irrational." It involves reducing complex human situations to crude cost-benefit analyses or biological imperatives, then presenting this reduction as superior, clear-eyed reasoning. It's a performance of detached rationality used as a cudgel.

Reasonshitpost Example: In a conversation about artistic funding, someone argues, "Reason dictates we defund the orchestra. Its utility-per-dollar is negligible compared to STEM grants. Music is just ordered sound waves triggering pleasure chemicals; we can synthesize that cheaper." This reasonshitpost uses the veneer of rational calculation to dismiss art's cultural value entirely.

Reasonshitpost by Dumuabzu February 8, 2026