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READIFIED 

When everything you own or have is just raggidy and mangy with no value. Usually because your a peice of shit and a snitch and no one likes you. You are readified...
"Hey girl did you see my new purse Raymond got me"

Girl that purse is readified and looks like shit"
READIFIED by Anti-Rendon March 9, 2019
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Rektified 

The state of feeling so rekt that you don't even know what to do.
Bob just got rektified by Amy
His fault for pissing her off.

He sat there frozen for like twenty minutes.
Rektified by Leapyearbabeh March 17, 2016
Related Words

readicide 

''Read-i-cide: noun, the systematic killing of the love of reading, often exacerbated by the inane, mind-numbing practices found in schools''
Kelly Gallagher
Readicide has longlasting ramifications beyond the school years.

In this massive attempt to prepare all kids for college and the workforce, a readicide curriculum actually sets them back.
readicide by DiaP October 5, 2011
Unable to follow directions. Doing something your own way and or half assing it.
I see Jack rudified the shit out of that piece of Styrofoam.
rudified by randomryan July 2, 2014

Deadified 

Dead, no longer alive; killed; mainly used in video game scenarios.
Dude, you're totally deadified!!!
Deadified by allans_angel_grl January 27, 2009

retardified

The act of having made something that otherwise wasn't retarded before retarded
Don't upgrade to Mozilla FireFox 0.9.1: It retardified my computer.
retardified by KyleJCrb July 4, 2004

Reggified 

Any time you contaminate food to get revenge against someone who acts like an asshole, such as Reggie Jackson.
Man that guy treated me like shit, but, it's okay, I reggified his shrimp cocktail with my ass juice.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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