ralg

a light scratch or rub given with all fingers for no reason, originally invented as the first verb of mehness by TJ and Ben circa 1993

i thought it would die off when the moh abandoned it, but somehow, with a great deal of help from the simpsons, mehness continues to ralg

ralg by timj407 May 22, 2007

RALG

(Spanish) An acronym used as a rough equivalent of the ubiquitous "LOL" in the southernmost region of Texas, generally known as "El Valle" and specifically encompassing Mission, La Joya, Mcallen, among others. The term appears to have been developed by one Chiflado while posting status updates on his Facebook and featured the term "RALG" or long hand "Riendome A Lo Gacho" which combined a literal use of "riendome"--which means "laughing"--with regional slang "gacho" -- an all purpose word that in this case means "alot". Thus Riendome A Lo Gacho=RALG.

Nambre, este vato ayer se puso bien pedo y se quito los pantalones adentro del club y el guey no traiba calzones, RALG LOL!!! (translation) Man this dude was so drunk last night that he took his pants off at the club and he was not wearing underwear LOL!!!

RALG by Chiflado June 4, 2010

Ralgex rodeo

Doggy-style sex where 'Ralgex' or 'Deep Heat' is applied to the condom. Male member is well protected. The girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn. My pb is 42 seconds.

"Oooh, oooh, yes.... yesss. Hmmm is it getting hot in here?"
"Ralgex Rodeo!"
"Bastard! Not again!"
"Yeeeehah!"

Ralgex rodeo by The Strut October 13, 2004

Ralgex and rocksalt 

The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.

Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.

Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"

* Hershey Highway for American readers.

Ralgex and rocksalt by Wizards Sleeve August 8, 2006

ralging 

Fucking laging and raging

You good no I am ralging

ralging by killergamereviewer August 6, 2017