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a light scratch or rub given with all fingers for no reason, originally invented as the first verb of mehness by TJ and Ben circa 1993
i thought it would die off when the moh abandoned it, but somehow, with a great deal of help from the simpsons, mehness continues to ralg
ralg by timj407 May 22, 2007
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(Spanish) An acronym used as a rough equivalent of the ubiquitous "LOL" in the southernmost region of Texas, generally known as "El Valle" and specifically encompassing Mission, La Joya, Mcallen, among others. The term appears to have been developed by one Chiflado while posting status updates on his Facebook and featured the term "RALG" or long hand "Riendome A Lo Gacho" which combined a literal use of "riendome"--which means "laughing"--with regional slang "gacho" -- an all purpose word that in this case means "alot". Thus Riendome A Lo Gacho=RALG.
Nambre, este vato ayer se puso bien pedo y se quito los pantalones adentro del club y el guey no traiba calzones, RALG LOL!!! (translation) Man this dude was so drunk last night that he took his pants off at the club and he was not wearing underwear LOL!!!
RALG by Chiflado June 4, 2010
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Ralgex rodeo

Doggy-style sex where 'Ralgex' or 'Deep Heat' is applied to the condom. Male member is well protected. The girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn. My pb is 42 seconds.
"Oooh, oooh, yes.... yesss. Hmmm is it getting hot in here?"
"Ralgex Rodeo!"
"Bastard! Not again!"
"Yeeeehah!"
Ralgex rodeo by The Strut October 13, 2004

Ralgex and rocksalt 

The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.

Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.
Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"

* Hershey Highway for American readers.
Fucking laging and raging
You good no I am ralging
ralging by killergamereviewer August 6, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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