Răzvan? Ooh that word, yeah it's a name. People named Răzvan not only are they strong and usually bring up good news but they're also Romanian! People would probably call them "bombardieri" which is a straight up definition for a roadman alpha boy (also in romanian).
Person 1: Hey have you seen Răzvan?
Person 2: ugh not that boy again!
An awesome person. The epitome of badass, essentially you dont wanna mess with Razvan. He is a ladies man and has sex, A LOT. Razvan is also known as Chuck Norris Jr. While not as awesome as Mr.Norris Razvan is awesome. Razvan is also Romanian therefore making him multi-lingual, allowing him to be badass in different countries.
Tom: Hey Jim, did you see Razvan today?
Jim: Yea hew was being badass and getting some booty
Tom: When is he not being badass and getting booty?
A mysterious animal trapped inside the luscious body of a young man. Always on the hunt for some hoes to fulfill his severe sex addiciton. Often recognizable holding a cigarette in his juddery right hand while driving around in his car, which is also his natural habitat.
Răzvan este o persoana diferita de ceilalti Razvan este dragut destept si simpatic Răzvan este din Romania Acesta incearca sa fie bun cu toti cei din jur El este Aesthic Si îi place să danseze Ce sa maispun Răzvan este o persoana speciala care nu te va trada niciodata
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!