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I don’t know, it just sounds weird so use it in whatever context
You bloody qwaunk, what were you thinking?
Qwaunk by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019
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The sound produced by a mechanical duck.
Once activated, Doctor Farnwarth's mechanical duck sprang to life and declared, "QWANK!"
Qwank by TheBigDavester January 17, 2012
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I'm qwuan Shawn and my little dick stayin poppin! I'm from China but y'all think I'm American. I'm like the Asian version of rapey Dave tehehehehe! Jay jay always comes back to me even though I have like 20 kids! Someone deport me already!
Girl: hey qwaun cum inside me

Qwaun: yummmmmm
NEXT WEEK
Girl: qwaun I'm pregnant
Qwaun: I DONT CARE HAHAHAHHAA
qwaun by I like Landon September 27, 2017
Someone who is a stupid idiot that doesn't have an ounce of sense in their body.
Wow Jeff is such a qwank!
Qwank by paradisn' September 30, 2021
A gangsta nigga who has a lot of friends. He very athletic, funny, and outgoing. He attracts a lot of girls and usually has children at a young age. He most likely had a troubled childhood and grew up in poverty. He is very close to his family and values a strong family bond. He seems to overcome all odds to survive his struggles. He most likely has a very big penis. He is not afraid to hurt someone if pushed to the limit and is very violent when pushed. He is in the streets a lot and will do nearly anything for his hood. Qwaune is one of a kind.
Qwaune That Nigga
qwaune by The Thot October 25, 2013
When I get home from school I have a qwank before my mum gets home
Qwank by shmozzle May 12, 2010
A quick wank.

That is my definition and it doesnt have to be 20 letters you turd.
qwank by .:: Bomber ::. September 3, 2004
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