Qwaunk
Qwaunk by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019
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Qwank
Qwank by TheBigDavester January 17, 2012
qwaun
I'm qwuan Shawn and my little dick stayin poppin! I'm from China but y'all think I'm American. I'm like the Asian version of rapey Dave tehehehehe! Jay jay always comes back to me even though I have like 20 kids! Someone deport me already!
Girl: hey qwaun cum inside me
Qwaun: yummmmmm
NEXT WEEK
Girl: qwaun I'm pregnant
Qwaun: I DONT CARE HAHAHAHHAA
Qwaun: yummmmmm
NEXT WEEK
Girl: qwaun I'm pregnant
Qwaun: I DONT CARE HAHAHAHHAA
qwaun by I like Landon September 27, 2017
qwaune
A gangsta nigga who has a lot of friends. He very athletic, funny, and outgoing. He attracts a lot of girls and usually has children at a young age. He most likely had a troubled childhood and grew up in poverty. He is very close to his family and values a strong family bond. He seems to overcome all odds to survive his struggles. He most likely has a very big penis. He is not afraid to hurt someone if pushed to the limit and is very violent when pushed. He is in the streets a lot and will do nearly anything for his hood. Qwaune is one of a kind.
Qwaune That Nigga
Qwank
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qwank by .:: Bomber ::. September 3, 2004
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