Qwank

The sound produced by a mechanical duck.

Once activated, Doctor Farnwarth's mechanical duck sprang to life and declared, "QWANK!"

by TheBigDavester January 13, 2012

Qwank

Someone who is a stupid idiot that doesn't have an ounce of sense in their body.

Wow Jeff is such a qwank!

by paradisn' October 01, 2021

Qwank

Quick wank

When I get home from school I have a qwank before my mum gets home

by shmozzle May 12, 2010

Qwank

Someone who enjoys butt sex but is not gay or homosexual

That qwank was awesome

by Fun at school January 06, 2010

Qwank

A penis fart

I thought I needed to piss, but when I got to the toilet I just let out a HUGE Qwank!

by Fuck you sheindizzle! September 22, 2009

qwank

A quick wank.

That is my definition and it doesnt have to be 20 letters you turd.

Hmm. I fancy a quank.

by .:: Bomber ::. September 03, 2004

qwank

qwank is a slang word for the space between you balls and your asshole.

Its also the name of a band from Lowell, MA during the late 90's

She kicked me in the qwank

by Qwank127 March 04, 2006