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A quick wank.

That is my definition and it doesnt have to be 20 letters you turd.
by .:: Bomber ::. September 03, 2004
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The sound produced by a mechanical duck.
Once activated, Doctor Farnwarth's mechanical duck sprang to life and declared, "QWANK!"
by TheBigDavester January 13, 2012
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I thought I needed to piss, but when I got to the toilet I just let out a HUGE Qwank!
by Fuck you sheindizzle! September 21, 2009
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qwank is a slang word for the space between you balls and your asshole.

Its also the name of a band from Lowell, MA during the late 90's

She kicked me in the qwank

by Qwank127 March 04, 2006
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me mam said it by accident, sounded kinda cool so added it here
wat qwank you call this?
you qwank the door is open
by philip May 20, 2004
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