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Qwag Bag
A total moron or douche that acts stuck up. One is a QWAG BAG when they act like a dick. A dumb dick
Qwag Bag by Mackdaddycam June 10, 2019
Qwafugu
Qwafugu is everywhere. Many people think he is non-existent. Qwafugu is originated from the deepest roots of Jamaica. He is the leader of all bongs. He lives by the motto, fuck bitches and smoke weed. #SWADL (Smoke Weed All Day Long) The only person/thing that can stop the flow. The flow is the flow. Only true Rastafarians know the flow and its Inhabitants. This prophecy has been foretold for many, many ages. So welcome, Qwafugu, the leader of all bongs, Into your life. Life the Jamaican life of worshiping, the one and only, Qwafugu. Let the spirit of Qwafugu flow through you body. Take a nice puff from your bong. Release yourself and let the flow take you away.
You cannot stop the flow. Only one thing can stop the flow. And that is Qwafugu, the leader of all bongs.
Dude, only Qwafugu can stop the flow, you try-hard.
Who do you worship? Bro, it's all about Qwafugu.
Qwafugu told me to take a hit of that shit.
Dude, only Qwafugu can stop the flow, you try-hard.
Who do you worship? Bro, it's all about Qwafugu.
Qwafugu told me to take a hit of that shit.
Qwafugu by Abused Taco August 26, 2012
qwaun
I'm qwuan Shawn and my little dick stayin poppin! I'm from China but y'all think I'm American. I'm like the Asian version of rapey Dave tehehehehe! Jay jay always comes back to me even though I have like 20 kids! Someone deport me already!
Girl: hey qwaun cum inside me
Qwaun: yummmmmm
NEXT WEEK
Girl: qwaun I'm pregnant
Qwaun: I DONT CARE HAHAHAHHAA
Qwaun: yummmmmm
NEXT WEEK
Girl: qwaun I'm pregnant
Qwaun: I DONT CARE HAHAHAHHAA
qwaun by I like Landon September 27, 2017
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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